i only wanted to be some kind of friend...

[note: this will probably be way more disjointed than usual, for reasons that i'm sure will become obvious.]

i think i was about 7 or 8 when i saw "purple rain" for the first time. my mother was dead and i was staying with my mother's best friend, who had a daughter around my age (we'll refer to her as rb for this story) that was also my best friend. rb and i shared a room, we went to the same school, we liked the same music - we weren't so much inseparable as we were...oh, i don't know. we were best friends even though we didn't get along all the time but we made it work.

somehow, rb's older brother had a copy of "purple rain" and we all watched it one day after school. yes, ladies and gentlemen, the first time i saw this movie was on a bootleg and it is entirely possible that it was a bootleg betamax. yes, i am that old. shut up. was i old enough to be watching purple rain? absolutely not. rb and i both knew her brother was doing us a major favor that we couldn't tell anyone about. imagine going to school the next day wanting to tell everyone that you'd seen this movie but you knew word would somehow get home and then everyone would catch hell. instead, we just giggled about it to ourselves and i have a vague memory of us playing records backwards and wearing some godawful paisley (it was the 80s, remember - we didn't know any better) and having a great time.

fast forward to high school. my friends and i were old enough to be left home alone to watch "graffiti bridge" and delve deeper into our prince fandom. i met kb after i transferred schools midway through my junior year. our circle of friends would sit together at lunch and/or in whatever classes we had together. i worked in the principal's office my senior year during a free period and i would totally forge passes to get kb and the crew out of classes.

kb was a year behind me and he was definitely our little brother, though i'm sure he harbored crushes on at least one or more of us. the summer after i graduated, kb and i made a pact that if we were both single in 2010, we'd find each other and get married and listen to "purple rain" as many times as we could stand it. this was 1994. 2010 seemed really far away to us back then.

hey, remember when i got divorced in 2010? if i was on facebook, i'm sure i would've found kb years ago and though i'm not convinced that we would've dated, let alone gotten married, i can pretty much guarantee that we'd be listening to "purple rain" as much as we could stand it.

and then there was last thursday. honestly, i'm still in shock. i totally had to leave my desk a couple of times that day to go cry in the bathroom. i've only listened to "purple rain" twice since then. that song, both on its own and in the movie, makes me weepy on a good day, so needless to say i'm still having trouble getting through the song without flat out bawling. y'all have been so great, though, with the emails and the tweets and the texts to check up on me and i love you guys for it.

km reminded me of an outing we took to wrigleyville one night b/c i wanted to try to win tickets for what i think was the musicology tour. beer pong may have been involved. i think someone left their card at the bar and had to go back the next day. none of us won, but the fact that i had this crazy idea of winning prince tickets and managed to rope some of y'all into coming along on this pursuit says something. it says a lot, actually. sometimes we do crazy things in the name of friendship and the shit just makes sense in that moment so you go with it.

i wound up seeing prince twice on that tour, both here and in dallas. dallas was first and i was by myself and when "purple rain" started, i went into full ugly cry mode. i remember looking around and everyone in my immediate section was caught up somehow. there was a moment being had and i hesitate to call it spiritual for everyone, but it sure as hell was spiritual for me.

there's power in that, i think, and i like to think that prince knew and understood the kind of power he had and toyed with us anyway, the bastard. i still can't believe he's gone. i can't even say or type his name and "dead" in the same sentence because denial is not just a river in egypt.

jb (yes, i'm just using initials left and right in this post and you will deal, lol) tweeted me yesterday about a prince tribute on chirp radio. i managed to catch the end of it during my ride to work and the last song was "sometimes it snows in april." i sat in the lobby of my office building sniffling and wiping tears because that's another song that hits me in the feels even on my best days, and i hadn't listened to it since the news broke and dammit i am totally getting teary again now. fuck.

anyway...apparently the universe decided i needed to hear that song twice yesterday, b/c i stayed up to watch d'angelo's tribute on jimmy fallon's show and i have the video playing in the background while i type this b/c i'm gonna link to it and christ jesus i am about to start bawling again. hold on.

saying "thank you" to prince doesn't seem like nearly enough and yet i feel like that's all i have right now. thank you for music that has impacted me for 30 years and counting. thank you for giving voice to emotions that i'm sometimes unable or unwilling to express. thank you for sharing your genius even when i couldn't always understands your methods or your madness. thank you for "purple rain." thank you.

recipe review: slow cooker saffron rice with chicken sausage

i was on #adventuresindogsitting duty friday night, which meant i'd be home to do laundry and watch hockey and drink beer and eat dinner and maybe actually break out the slow cooker and do a little meal prep. i knew i had a pack of italian sausage in the freezer, so i started looking through my recipe files with that in mind. i'd saved a copy of this recipe from one of giada's cookbooks and it looked like something i could adapt, so i decided to go with it. here's what i did differently:

--used the aforementioned italian sausage instead of chicken sausage
--used 1 cup of short-grain brown rice because i had some left from a previous recipe and figured i might as well put it to use
--6 small cloves of garlic
--there was some leftover orange bell pepper in the fridge, so i added that with the red bell pepper
--chardonnay instead of vermouth because i was not buying a bottle of vermouth to only use 2 tbsp of it
--closer to 1/2 pound of green beans
--skipped the fresh parsley
--adjusted the cooking time a bit since i was using brown rice. ~3 hours on low and then another 30-40 minutes or so on high
--added pepper (i eyeballed it, same as the salt)

i'd make this again with "regular" rice to see what the texture differences are. i'm ok with the brown rice version, although it doesn't give off the "paella vibe" giada mentions in the introduction to the recipe. if i had shrimp on hand, i'd throw some in during the last minutes of cooking and i'm sure that would be fine.

on: having or not having role models for living to a ripe old age

my boss' great grandmother celebrated her 107th birthday this past weekend. 107. there are days when i can barely count that high, let alone dare to dream of living that long.

and remember the 106 year old dancing with the obamas at the white house? that video makes me weepy every single time i watch it. there is just so much joy there, y'all. it hits me right in the feels.

but then i get to wondering about having those kinds of older women in my life; or, to be more precise, not having those kinds of older women in my life. my maternal grandmother died before i was born. my paternal grandmother died while i was in my early 20s. i'm not sure anyone in my immediate family has attempted to trace our ancestry beyond my grandparents and if they have, i certainly haven't heard anything about it. i'm sure i could and i probably will at some point just out of sheer curiosity.

instead of having older relatives or friends to marvel at because they're still alive and active and dancing and raising hell, i got to attend a funeral on saturday for a family friend who died at the ripe old age of 53. i know it's selfish to want an extended circle of folks all living long and prosperous and happy lives, and i know i obviously have no control over how or when folks die. the logical side of me can process all of that and accept it as valid.

can you blame me for wishing i personally knew a 100-something year old so i could listen to all of their stories like i'd never heard them before? that i could share their joy over dancing or music or a good meal or just laughing themselves silly? i totally plan on being the crazy aunt on someone's porch drinking spiked iced tea and saying whatever comes to mind and doing whatever the hell i want (within some semblance of reason, i suppose) and i'm just saying it'd be nice to have some personal role models for that kind of thing. thank god i can live vicariously through other folks' connections to the elderly.

i'ma go watch that dancing video again.

what they don't tell you re: growing up

if you were anything like me back in the day, then you couldn't wait to grow up and be on your own. occasionally a family member would say something like "aw, don't be in such a rush to grow up. you'll have to pay bills and be responsible and you only have one childhood," or something along those lines. that was a trade-off i was willing to make, dammit. i'm more or less willing to be responsible and earn money and pay bills and do what i want, within reason.

here's the thing, though. i don't think anyone bothered telling us that one particularly sucktastic part of growing up is coming to terms with the fact that you will begin to lose family members and friends at an alarming rate.

some might think that since i've lost so many family and friends throughout the years that i'm more resilient than most when it comes to dealing with loss. oh man, would those folks be wrong as hell. i found out on friday night that another family friend from church passed away that day and the news sent me reeling. luckily i was sitting down when i heard about it and by the time my brain actually processed the words, i was mid-sentence and had to stop talking because i wasn't sure if i was going to start crying or screaming. neither happened, but there was lots of swearing. lots. a tapestry of obscenities may still be floating near the ceiling as i type this.

at one point, it slowly dawned on me that i am at the age where i have to be prepared to say goodbye to my play aunties and my play mothers. i do not like this. this is a pretty fucked up part of adulting and i would like to opt out.

i have been beyond fortunate to have a circle of older (relatively speaking - they're all older than me but i wouldn't call them "old" per se) black women, both from church and from other spheres of my life, that i can call on for advice or gossip or a quick word of encouragement or to read me the riot act or to just be there when i need them. this circle has been in constant formation for as long as i can remember. these were the women i could lean on when my family was driving me up the wall and i didn't think i'd survive high school without losing my mind. they held me up. stood by me. sometimes stood in front of me when i couldn't defend myself. they still do, but i have to accept that death will remove some parts of that circle and it hurts like hell. it really fucking hurts.

i told someone that this timing was particularly egregious because i'd just gotten through the stretch of february/march with all of the death anniversaries and other remembrances and now i can add april 1st (seriously, god - if this is your idea of a joke, I AM NOT AMUSED AT ALL) to that list. the hits just keep on coming and i might have to start adopting the tuck and roll position because attempting to remain upright is exhausting.